Campaign Manifesto for Pig Association Chairman

This article was written on July 5, 2013

Author: Lü Jianfeng

I want to run for chairman of the Pig Association. Below is my campaign manifesto. Please support me.

First, let me talk about my advantages. There are mainly three.

1. I am proficient in Pig Association business.

In previous years, the quality of pigs in our country was quite good, at least strong in Asia. At that time, I often stayed up late watching matches, skipping classes and work to watch, discussing match formations and player characteristics all night long while also chatting about girls, accumulating certain professional knowledge. I can responsibly say that compared to our current association leaders, my professional level is definitely much higher.

1. I am not married.

Not being married means no pressure from a wife, no worries about fires in the backyard, and no corruption issues from family members. Not being married means no worries about keeping a mistress, so I can focus on association work, which is more conducive to the association's development.

1. I will never be corrupt.

I run a Pu'er tea business and have a stable income. I don't need the association to pay me a salary, and there will be no corruption issues. I promise that if I am found to have any corruption in my association work, please have the government shoot me. The current association leaders can also make such a promise.

If I were the chairman of the Pig Association, my work priorities would mainly be the following three points.

1. Pigs should be grasped from piglets.

Establish pig working groups nationwide, starting with pigs of appropriate age, cultivate interest, and design scholarships;

Vigorously strengthen pig coach work, cooperate with universities, and conduct scientific research to improve coach levels;

Establish a Pig Lifetime Achievement Award to commend those with significant contributions.

1. Streamline association institutions and determine a market-oriented approach as the main work direction.

The total members of the headquarters should be controlled to ten, openly recruit expert consultants from society, and establish an expert governance pig group;

Provincial branches should be streamlined and merged, adopt a large-region supervisor responsibility system, and openly recruit provincial branch representatives from society;

Provincial branch staff should mainly use volunteers, carrying out work openly and fairly;

Based on my 51puer experience, communication between branches and headquarters should mainly use online communication, and business trips are not easily allowed;

Staff are absolutely not allowed to go abroad for inspections, but it is necessary for experts to study abroad;

In the first half of the fourth year of each 4-year cycle, organize provincial competitions to select provincial teams; in the second half, carry out national competitions with provinces as units to select national team members;

Once selected, national team members must attend the annual 3-month training camp. If any violation of laws, discipline, or team rules is found, they will be expelled from the team, never employed again, their qualifications revoked, and they will not be allowed to participate in any competitions.

1. Introduction of excellent foreign pigs.

Assign dedicated personnel to collect information on foreign piglets. When excellent piglets are found, adopt a corporate sponsorship method to encourage them to join Chinese nationality, look at the world, and enjoy the best pigs globally.

Thank you all!