N Kinds of Boredom

This article was written on August 29, 2013

Author: Lü Jianfeng

A friend gave me two tickets for tomorrow's concert, the Wanda Star Concert, and they're in the 5th row. I like the number 5; my website is called 51, right? A buddy once teased me, asking why I didn't call it 52. I gave him a hard look and said earnestly, "Do you think I'm like you, being 2 (silly) so naturally and thoroughly?"

I digress. What should I, a single guy, do with two tickets? On my way back with the tickets, at a traffic light, I thought of N possibilities.

N1: Make a round of calls to see if any pretty girl would like to go with me. If you don't usually put in effort, you can't expect to hug Buddha's foot in an emergency.

N2: Ask a buddy to go together, but I'm afraid of revealing too much bromance, which would ruin my good reputation and be bad for finding a girlfriend.

N3: Give them to two guys, letting them be all lovey-dovey.

N4: Give them to two girls, wishing them happiness.

N5: Give them to a couple. Nothing to say about that.

N6: Give them to someone who has a lover or spouse, letting them take someone of the opposite sex, breaking up one couple is a good deed.

N7: Sell them on a flea market website, getting tens or hundreds of yuan.

N8: Take the tickets and go to the pedestrian street or university gates, inviting any girl who looks pleasing. But now old Lü is old, without the previous charm, so the probability is probably low.

N9: Take the tickets, arrive an hour early at the entrance, catch a single girl who wants to watch but has no ticket and invite her. If not, sell them for tens of yuan.

N10-Nx...

Life has hundreds of kinds of boredom. Choose one, go to the extreme, and enjoy it. Like this article, full of nonsense, extremely boring.